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Clapping on the 1 & 3. Never on the 2 &4. #whitepeoplehobbies
Every time I have to sacrifice punctuation to fit a msg into140 char's. Somewhere a grammarian rolls over in their grave. #andidiealittle
Of course. YOU are DEFINITELY the one who'll win the lottery. Didn't get a chance to buy a ticket today. I was really busy hunting unicorns.
Michelle Bachman on tv at the gym. She's got the crazy eyes. But the crazy goes away for a micro second each time she blinks. #blinkingitout
It's weird that we do this.
Animals are affected by music. Proof? Every time I play anything remotely punk rock at home my pets break shit.
My autocorrect has started changing "hugs" to "gigs". Time to rearrange some priorities? Lol
Just returned a pair of boots in favor of buying a hard wood steam cleaner. Wtf is happening to me?!?! #allgrownup #effthis
Why, no, Twitter. I DON'T want to follow Paul Ryan. Anywhere... Especially not in to the future of this country. #voteobama
I never get tired of hearing #NPR announcers say #pussyriot
I'll follow you back! Every one of you matters to me. Helper of accountants. Lover of small animals and waffles. Proud reject of Karaoke Battle USA #ABCkaraoke