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"Lean in" is the weakest-ass buzzword I've heard in a while. At least "personal branding" has that dystopian dehumanization going for it.
"But you [Insert Something Positive Here]! How can you have depression??" asked people who don't understand the concept of brain chemistry.
FELLOW COPYWRITERS! FELLOW COPYEDITORS! LET US DECLARE WAR ON THE USE OF "FUN IN THE SUN" IN OUR SUMMER CAMPAIGNS THIS YEAR!!!!
I don't care too much for love. Love can't buy me money.
Canada's been so good to me. I should send it a fruit basket.
Ate some of Youngest Brother's man vitamins, confusing them for gummi candy. Now I'm reading MAXIM & scratching my tighty whity-clad nards.
I like the many worlds interpretation because it means there's a universe where I'm watching Netflix with Mr. Creosote, the sassy penguin.
I have seriously never encountered customer service as polite, helpful, and friendly as the guys at Google Glass. They are AMAZING.
That's the problem with poutine for dinner. Everything you eat the next day isn't poutine. And that's just sad.
Also seriously what Jason Mewes showed up to our party.
"Cellar door" can go blow itself. The most beautiful words in the English language are "pot pie on clearance."
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