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I don't say "happy holidays" because I'm anti-Christian. I say "happy holidays" because I'm not offended by the existence of non-Christians.
All the articles I read about Manic Pixie Dream Girls make me grateful to be a Laconic Amazon Nightmare Woman.
E.L. James is one of TIME's People of the Year? HA! Take that, DV/IPV survivors! You ruined your epic romances by processing them as trauma!
HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU, THE GAME, 50 SHADES OF GREY, & TWILIGHT = 4 Horsemen of the Gender Egalitarianism in Pop Literature Apocalypse.
I don't see any reason why I can't be a lover AND a fighter, personally.
I want someone to pay me to be excited in stock photos.
New pope looks like Professor Farnsworth. Good news, everyone?
Since my cat died in 2012, he probably won't die in 2013. So already I know things will get better.
Halloween: The only day of the year I can show up at the office in hotpants and HR only receives a moderate inundation of complaints.
The women's room on my floor smells unnervingly like pre-masticated microwave burritos. I think this might tip me from agnostic to atheist.
That awkward moment when you realize your body renders you a trendy political talking point rather than a member of your own species.
Worldwide editorial mandate: No more books with "Confessions of a..." or "101" in the title. Implemented immediately, duration forever.
Globetrotting adventurer-model who writes comics, commentary, and also the Internet. I ♥ you. You ♥ me.We must hug.