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Retweet this if the mayor of your country's largest city smokes crack.
Reverse-engineering all my "lost" work-related stuff still underway, but I'm getting "there"..
"Happy Fathers' Day!" - Seahorses
Teach me karate real quickly. Come on, chop chop.
"You only live once!" - Pessimistic cat
Faucets should have the "hot", "cold" and "Y̲a̲k̲u̲l̲t̲" options.
Let's keep in touch is usually just an unspoken goodbye.
My son died for your sins, and I'll never forgive you for that.
Rhett Miller - Come Around
If a picture says a thousand words, why do you need 22 hashtags on your Instagram photographs?
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." -Carl Sagan
One jar of Nutella is sold every 2.5 seconds throughout the world.