Tough guys don't do math. Tough guys fry chicken for a living.

@justabloodygame "Boxing Out" Homophobia: How One Man Changed the NBA

manhole exploded on 6th ave and 22nd RT @dorseyshaw: ? RT @itslaurenyap: SO WAS THERE AN EARTHQUAKE IN NEW YORK OR NOT?

#iatethebones RT @jonahloeb: Awesome alternate universe where you can just eat the bones

No biggie, just the dude from LMFAO serving against Serena Williams. pic.twitter.com/d4JLH3VwJD

“@marknyt: Scientists announce that a baby born with the AIDS virus appears to have been cured -- NYT story coming shortly” THANKS OBAMA

There's no other way to dance to @chvrches than like they do in The Breakfast Club.

Trains running through Atlantic Ave having major issues for the Nets-Knicks game, giving Manhattanites the chance to experience the G train.

RT @joshuagreen: If this Obama showed up at first debate, Romney would be written off and press would be focused on the Senate.

@sarahdevin I got stuck with one song from a band named "A." They must have seen this one coming.

I gues this time they didn't get up again :( RT @buzzfeed: ALERT: Chumbawamba just broke up http://t.co/kaTCFkum

The Onion - brilliant, yet again -- via @theonion - Women Voters Can't Help Fawning Over Sexist GOP http://t.co/NGYmDJcE

It's not that they're stupid, it's just they don't know anything.

No it's cool, I love traffic.

Rib Eye Blind #fatindiebands

I concur. RT @chrisjjlane: I hate vick I hate vick I hate vick I hate vick I hate vick I hate vick I hate vick #nygiants