"Stop Bullying Beliebers"... Seriously? Trending Topics have reached a new low on my give-a-shit-ometer.

@tyrese Congratulations! You've made it to two years ago!

@electricpencils But, but... why should the NSA be the only ones allowed to invade your privacy?

@y_u_nooo Because that's what the guys in corporate eat before selling us the leftovers.

@alecbaldwin a consultant uses expertise to advise a company of how to reach goals; a lobbyist guides politicians to vote the company's way.

@chingchangbang @a_monster4 In GA all soft drinks are Coke. Also, pop is the stupidest name for something ever. #SouthernSaying

@balbrightx3 In Georgia, it's Coke, no matter what kind of soda it is. #SouthernSaying

pretty decent flick, I love the way it's shot. http://bit.ly/nVDXEz @getglue #TheWarriorsWay

"White People Stink" is still trending because dumbasses keep asking why "White People Stink" is still trending. ::facepalm::

If you pick up a gun, put on a uniform and defend this country, you can pretty much fuck whoever you want. #fuckdontaskdonttell

@dj_atlas thanks, man. I'm trying to stay positive, but I'm officially tapped out financially as of this week. I'm mostly just venting.

It's years like these that make me glad I'm not a gunowner.

Can't find a job to make money, can't make money with photography, can't support my family without money... I kinda want to just die now.

@iamchadkesler are you drunk dialing on Twitter?

Simple truth: If the choice is between keeping my family secure or making your life easier, you're shit out of luck.

"My Body Is Ready For Justin" is trending... http://t.co/SaVGj551

If it's such a good idea, then why do I feel so bad after doing it?

@cnn Wait, he had a heart?

@mashable there is no such thing as too much English, unless you're playing pool.

It amazes me that when I call myself a conservative, you automatically think you know what I stand for. Ask me, I'll surprise you.