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Had my knives sharpened and they're now sharp enough to slice through time itself. As a result it's now 1984 in one corner of my kitchen.
When the Higgs discovery is definitively confirmed the sky will flash & burn a brilliant red and gold. And the words 'Level Two' will appear
Hack turns Cisco IP phones into remote bugging devices, no fix available http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/01/hack-turns-the-cisco-phone-on-your-desk-into-a-remote-bugging-device/ … http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/01/hack-turns-the-cisco-phone-on-your-desk-into-a-remote-bugging-device/ …
Bought some salt today and it has a best before date. The stuff is about 30,000 years old already. What's going to happen to it in Dec 2014?
"Mars One will spectacularly kill four people live on television" http://arstechnica.com/staff/2013/05/if-mars-one-makes-you-skeptical-you-might-be-dead-insidelike-me/ …
Saw an old man in the personal lubricant aisle of Coles explaining to the clerk what he'd actually meant was something to unstick a drawer
Facebook really is for finding out which of your old friends are racists.
Your poor formatting
Made me believe your message
Was a bad haiku.
LOL"In a healthy man your scrotum should look roughly 30 years older than you are. if you look the same age as your scrotum, get some sleep"
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Ashton Kutcher Steve Jobs movie apparently sucks http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jan/28/sundance-festival-jobs-first-look-review …
Fuck you, Letterpress, mangasm is totally a word.
Mr Palmer said Titanic II would include "proper life boats". Nothing could possibly go wrong, then.
So has anyone put two iPhone 4Ss next to each other and made Siri talk to itself yet?