Hey, look! It's @ognola and @ampersandria!  http://www.citypages.com/slideshow/james-murphy-dj-set-at-first-avenue-5-30-13-39688700/#12 …

Hey, @scoharris, @patiomensch, @ognola & @ampersandria, that was fun!!!

Save the fucking internet: http://t.co/9pg8PBdC

Coworkers are talking sports. Better drink my own piss.

Hang your fucking punctuation. #designtips http://twitpic.com/5ex90j

Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday.














Butthole.
#ronswanson

Remember Google Buzz? #lol

Penis Fly Trap

@jonmbauer Rural Alderaanian Advantage #StarWarsIndieBands

Happy Birthday!!! pic.twitter.com/LEXNNBZi

We will not be welcome back at Dulono's.

I did it! #shesaidyes pic.twitter.com/WseguPHz

Contrary to what most people think, the way to a man's heart is actually through a sick-ass mashup album.

Does it take pizza rolls longer to heat up, or to cool down? #science

@chelseaisbeta Doesn't Matter; Marathoned.

Anytime @patiomensch tweets about a book, I immediately add it to my wish list. Because he likes words and stuff.

It’s gorgeous outside. Commence video game night.

So, I guess over lunch, @greglemond signed up for #30daysofbiking. That's pretty awesome! http://t.co/jMeFajBq

#OccupyChipotle

The iPhone: Now with more linen.