Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Coworkers are talking sports. Better drink my own piss.
Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday.
Remember Google Buzz? #lol
Penis Fly Trap
We will not be welcome back at Dulono's.
Contrary to what most people think, the way to a man's heart is actually through a sick-ass mashup album.
Does it take pizza rolls longer to heat up, or to cool down? #science
It’s gorgeous outside. Commence video game night.
The iPhone: Now with more linen.
Twenty-something year old graphic designer/studio artist from the Twin Cities. Loves burritos, headphones, Star Wars, his mom and America.