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I'm not a nice person, I hate seeing people I don't like happy.
Pillow fort day 💜
According to Netflix I am currently watching 'digimon, hellboy, the hulk, arrow, the munsters, super Mario and madonna live' ermmmm
I just tried to sign my name on an email and predictive text just changed Harkins to groins ..... How does that even happen?
All this vapour rub smothered over me is well sexy, eh....
Lady gaga is getting paid to model for Versace ...... What is the world coming to ....
Iv I started taking illegal substances now can I fit in to pretty dresses my January?
My lady parts are numb from that bath :-/
Sometimes I wish I believed in some sort of religious entity... Then I could just pray someone can fix my life for me
I'm quite literally making the most pathetic whiny noises. So glad no one can hear me
I drank so much green tea today I'm surprised I haven't turned in to a plant
I have man flu only more pathetic .... Someone needs to put me out my misery
I saw the most perfect man last night. (I was told he looked to old for me) but I thought he looked perfect…Bastard was married. No luck
I want you to hold me like you hold your money
My eyes hurt so much after all the abuse to try and get that 5 inches of heavy eye make up off
Urgh I'm so diseased and over heating that I'm wearing short shorts to bed in December! Normally I'm wearing 5 layers
I look like a creepy doll and have no hope in life but at least I sparkle! No YOU take too many selfies!