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DO NOT TELL ME WHAT IS AND WHAT IS NOT POSSIBLE WE ARE FLOATING ON A SPEC OF DUST IN SPACE AROUND A GIANT BALL OF FIRE. For fuck's sake.
What if the 'Friend Zone' were an actual place that you could go to? What would it look like? Mordor, right?
"But I'm perfectly healthy, and you have a blood shortage," I said. "lmao but you're gay tho," says the American Red Cross.
A man just came up to me and asked for the time and then if I was horny. I was tying my shoes on my front porch. Who says love is dead.
On this truly awesome occasion, just remember to please not burn the Castro down. Because FOX NEWS IS LITERALLY WAITING FOR YOU TO DO THIS.
Hipster's shirt: "No War But Class War." Dude, you know that you're the bourgeoisie, right?
Newt Gingrich is running for President. LOL. Do we get Kurt Cobain back, too?
3:59. Copyeditor approaches with queries. I discreetly close "playpen balls" pricing window.
That precise moment when struggle to hang poster becomes desperate struggle for meaning.
I could be trapped in a cabin after an avalanche slowly starving to death and still be kind of like 'you guys! snow! it's snowing!'
LOL @ voicemail.
What if we just, you know, didn't say horrible things about people we don't know on the internet?