@midnightfeline's (Samantha Mantakoun) most faved Tweets...
This bra ain't made for running. It just ain't what they do. One of these days these boobs are gonna sag all over you.
I sometimes wish I was deaf so I don't have to pretend I'm interested in what others have to say.
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This piece of cake is forcing itself into my mouth. My tastebuds says yes, my tummy is screaming no along with my ass and thighs.
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A suggestion for the new Vegemite name: Vagimite. Because it's full of yeast. It's true, google it.
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I wish I had a bed pan in my room. It's too cold to get out & pee. Related: I need to change these bedsheets.
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Why does everyone assume I've got nothing better to do when they see me popping bubble wrap? Popping bubble wrap is amazing.
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If you want to find me, just look for the trail of cheap, used and dirty band aids lying everywhere.
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Awkward moment: making eye contact with someone through the door gap in the store's change rooms. With your shirt off.
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