@billdacat Dear Baltimore, I got you this bag of dicks. Xoxo, Pittsburgh.

@yatesc and I agreed between us that the "I whip me locks to and fro" is the best Pirates shirt in the PotC giftshop.

@brownpau Moffat is, by and large, a more plot-driven writer than the character-focused Davies. Amy and Rory are largely plot devices.

Oh, dear. I am going to spend so much money on Indie games. The showcase this year is soooo gooood. @_ben_wu report forthcoming.

@brownpau He was also a ginger, damn it.

Apparently it's the first time in five referendums that Puerto Rico has voted in favor of statehood.

God bless you, Metro with working AC.

And my new rock band name is "Mama Clay and the Bridge Club". #Wrestlemania

OH at @labyrinthdc "So back in the early '90s...somewhere around the Death of Superman era..."

This Guy Has My MacBook http://t.co/jU6rEs5 via @jmk Wow. This the modern version of the Seinfeld car thief, only real.

@ericaleigh Turn left.

@unsuckdcmetro Because people use the Metro for more than work commuting, and that's okay, too. Put on the big boy panties, Cpt. Whiney.

When the Doctor says "Do you want to come with me?" say "Yes, thank you." #tweetstoyour16yearoldself

@yatesc Could you eat a whole barrel of it? Is that how much you love it? Okay, I'm done with the joke now. :) Continue about your way.

Trying like hell to get laid this weekend.