Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
When little kids ask if I'm a girl at work, how come the parents never apologize to me?
The mayor of Toronto is just the best.
Another day, another class cancelled at Monmouth.
LOL @ Jimmy Kimmel
Just heard the breaking tragic news. RIP Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin.
White people are the worst.
My official job on tour is the dude who smooth talks to get free stuff.
I enjoy Katy Perry's music just a little too much for a straight single man.
Get Well Soon Matt LeBlanc!!
You ever feel so comfortable in bed that you decide to go in & out of consciousness instead of being a person. That's where I'm at now.
Straight Edge, Pro Wrestling Enthusiest, currently a hobo, trying to live the dream, #RandomLife and overall awkward guy