If a tree falls in the forest and MSNBC isn't there, is it still racism?

“@pattonoswalt: Apparently, Madonna saw the movie 300 and thought, "I can go gayer." #Superbowl”

@heyprofbow Because men write most scripts :)

Movin' on up :( "@k8tina: OMGosh, George Jefferson died :'( #RIP_ShermanHemsley”

Dog owner now faces criminal charge in boy's mauling death.  http://tinyurl.com/cekbjvc 

@heyprofbow Did someone say breasts?

@americanmensa Completely understood. But I'm thinking once is enough on that particular endeavor!

@heyprofbow Run. That game is Satan.

@heyprofbow What if not showing up IS my contribution?

Here's one for @kurtstemper : Which will crash first tomorrow, @kurtbusch or @nascar Raceview?

For anyone keeping score, I Tweeted the tornado warning for Walton County a full 17 minutes b4 our staff meteorologist. #IamAWeatherGod

@e_wall I thought it was a drinking game.

Breaking news: Child caught choosing newspaper over Nintendo DS3 during ride to school! http://t.co/UvQfUZCu

“@e_wall: Current TV Dismisses Keith Olbermann.” im sure it's not KO's faut; he's such a victim.

Finally back from @daytona500. Made some great new friends, met some legends, and picked up over 100 new followers! Thx, and keep ears open!

Sterling Marlin is trending. The Jet Dryers hit 55 mph and took us back to the 80s. @tomjensen100

@kellyskelly THIRTY-SIX INCHES? OMG! That's three times as long as my ruler!

And REALLY appreciate the RTs from @pcnhpatkelly @therealdgsc @velcro108 @rondmc @radioholly @pcnhskent @jessicareyes @weshouldallcare

Some companies fail? Not the ones that are too big to fail, or made the right campaign contributions (both sides of the aisle). #sotu

Santorum is making up ground here.
"This is a huge deal in the African-American community." Mitt may not know what that is.