@pattonoswalt Disagree. I think @sarahpalinusa had a great speech. Really hit the target. She killed it with that one.

@rowdy_dad Walking around the carnival with an impossibly large cotton candy, giving a knowing smile to impressed onlookers.

While Zach taking the show down is killing Tom I am loving every second of this. #BestShowWFMU

The #freejahar movement will resume their quest for truth once they're done retweeting each others selfies.

"The first is when you fell on that pregnant lady at the Neil Young concert." "Yeah, everyone loves that story." #BestShowWFMU #APMikeNight

So I've settled for trolling and abuse.

It's impossible to argue with all the #freejahar dimwits because all facts are dismissed as media lies. There's NOTHING you can say to them.

HELP WFMU! Support @scharpling @apmike and everybody else! $50 gets you a shirt designed by @artofcoop! #BestShowWFMU pic.twitter.com/owkekQ0z

I did that thing where you wake up hours before your alarm and feel great and then halfway through coffee feel like you fell down the stairs

@dogboner there was a recent argument about 16 y/o McKayla Maroney. Neckbeards shouting "her body is ready for sex" with no self awareness.

#BenghaziInFourWords Farts real loud indeed

@boring_as_heck I tried to fight with them and had to give up after this.  http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/295439_10151677004553949_2089398476_n.jpg …

@shimonemorillo Yeah, little girl. Everything is a conspiracy.

@prayforjaharr Why shouldn't I? The blood is fake?! Come on. Most of you idiots are 13. Go to bed.

"nothing can stop us" lol RT @troycrossley I hope Jahars alright, His supporters are incredible an nothing can stop us #freejahar

@thesbrotherton It's like Brody Jenner's phone. "Brittany Canada Whore."

@meepismurder As a drunk person myself I support your tweets and also your decision to go spongeless.

@maggieserota a who's who of wads.

"MA'AM" - MEN AGAINST ASSHOLES & MISOGYNY: Michael Johnson is a "MA'AM" - menagainstassholesandmisogyny: Wome…  http://tmblr.co/ZZryGyYdA-Xq 

The more aggressively you shake the handle of the locked bathroom door, the longer I just stand in here checking twitter.