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So baby gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep
Baby I can work on my tweets, just give me another chance.
Whew, that was weird. I had a dream I was a law student and had a bunch of dogs and some guy was impersonating me. WEIRD.
hey girl wearing the same perfume as my exgf you illicit weird feelings from me
YOLO = You Only Live Once
YOKO = You Only Kill Once
Yoko Ono = killed the Beatles once
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
I think I talk to the same 40 people or so on Twitter.
11:12 hug a cat that tweets vaguely
Please fav all of my tweets
People are posting the gruesome pictures from today on Facebook. Lets use a little discretion, ok people?
Today was really weird you guys. REALLY weird. The first 4 hours were all in slow motion. And I’m pretty sure I saw time.
omg omg omg u guys Doritos Cool Ranch tacos are out today! What happens if you put fish mcbites inside of a cool ranch taco?
Cat sent me a snap of her Bud, so I sent her a snap of mine.