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I wrote this week's Simpsons, featuring the great @brentspiner as a "Rudy"-dissing robot. Here's an image: http://t.co/P7DLRQtI
In the height of poor taste, they put Daniel Day Lewis in an opera box overlooking the stage.
Dear Michele Bachmann: sorry Tom Petty won't let you use "American Girl". I bet Green Day would be happy to let you use "American Idiot".
Lost in the Seth/Onion/First Lady controversy: the Oscar winners who didn't tell their children to go to bed. Those kids are STILL AWAKE!
"I find your lack of facts disturbing." -- Darth Vader preparing to Force Choke all of @cnn.
BREAKING NEWS: Obama announces this was all a joke for May Fools Day, a tradition in his home country of Kenya.
I'm making a movie about the rise of Herman Cain -- it's called "Citizen Herman."
It took me 5 mins. to realize this poem in the NYTMag "Lives They Lived" issue wasn't page 2 of the @portlandiatv ad. pic.twitter.com/3Wgn800U
Ray Bradbury is being justifiably hailed for his great writing, but don't forget he also invented the Creme Egg.
@tmbg Look for "Robot Parade" to play over the end credits of our new Simpsons episode this Sunday. Hope you enjoy!
@zhgun Everyone here at The Simpsons very much enjoyed your Putin video. Well done!
I'm writing a reboot of Les Miz set in the 60s about a cop who hounds a hippie after he steals an album by Bread just to feed his soul.
Sarah Vowell's real name is Susie Consonant. #ThisAmericanLifeRetractions
President Obama thinks everyone should start "saving" their "daylight". What a snob!
Simpsons writer, everything else watcher. I also wrote the Lego Star Wars specials The Padawan Menace, The Empire Strikes Out and The Yoda Chronicles.