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I want to argue with everyone til they have to declare me king of the world.
Be careful of what you are devoting your time and energy to. No one ever says "He smashed mad bitches" in a eulogy.
Why do so many male comics joke about being sad and alone? Some of the coolest guys are loners. Liberace, Freddie Mercury, George Clooney...
How do some of these monsters on twitter rationalize a female comic who has been sexually assaulted and makes jokes about it?
A happy man = a happy relationship.
You know who I feel bad for tonight? Rich people. I doubt they know how delicious spaghetti and butter is.
Mr Clean looks like he had a dirty past.
The best part about ultra thin condoms is that sometimes they break.
No woman leaves a man because he put his foot down. Get ya balls back, fellas.
My 22 year old brother has severe autism and I'm almost positive he's never been blown. Just out of curiosity ladies...how much?
Girl last night told me that men are pigs. Hey pumpkin...last I checked, pigs are almost as smart as dolphins.
Since I quit drinking at the beginning of the month, I've saved over $250, which I used to put towards those legal fees.
Comedian. Person. No, person first. More followers than Jesus had before he died.