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My heart always skips a beat when one of my kids grabs my phone and I have to think....I did delete those pictures?
OK, I think i got it: no one here has actual sex, you all drink, hate your jobs and pants, but love bacon and Canadians.
So if guys get morning wood, do women get morning dew?
This girl just got married and said she had the biggest prize: her bestfriend and husband. Yeah, tell me that in 20 years....
Cold pizza in bed. Two things missing. The fuck buddy and the hang over.
Why can't you guys be my real life friends?
a 2 year old was admitted to MENSA the second toddler this year--I'm going out on a limb and saying none of you are the parents.
Officially the weekend. Let's take off our pants.
Just once I'd like a politician to say can't promise anything I'll just try not to fuck things up any more than it is.
i love going on FB and seeing people make "naughty" posts....amateurs.
Call me old fashioned, I just think if you're going to post a pic, your bra and panties should kinda match.
Ex was upset cuz money was taken out of his account. It's called child support idiot. It's taken every week which is more than I was.
#ThreeWords yes, I swallow.
Do you ever see someone out in public and think: I'd fuck 'em.
mom of two, caffeine pusher to many. Living in the Rockies.
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