ARMS TIGHT, FACE SNUG, THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO HUG

My worst fear at the gym is that my headphones will come unplugged and Mmmbop will switch over to the phone speaker

Keep honking -- I am a goose

With great power comes a great electric bill.

Hey RT If yr a cute boy just trying to make it in the big city

You kids can call them hash tags if that makes you feel better but we all know an AOL keyword when we see one.

I'm one in a million. There's only 7,000 other people like me

Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ ｔｏ ＳｉｍＴｗｉｔｔｅｒ －－ ［Ｈ］ａｓｈｔａｇ Ｊｏｋｅ， ［Ｆ］ｏｌｌｏｗ ｗｅｉｒｄｏｓ， ［Ａ］ｔ ｒｅｐｌｙ ｃｅｌｅｂｒｉｔｉｅｓ， [Ｄ］Ｍ ａ ｇｉｒｌ，［Ｃ］ｈｅｃｋ ｃｏｎｎｅｃｔ ｔａｂ ａｇａｉｎ ＞＞

A moonbeam is just a sunbeam trying to be goth.

@horse_ebooks hey man

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Think about all the cool ass people you know and love. #lifehacks

Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ  ｔｏ  Ｋ３ｗｌＳｔ３ｖ３＇ｓ  Ｃｙｂｅｒ  Ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ  ｌｏｕｎｇｅ．  Ｔｏｕｃｈ  ａ  ｂｏｏｂ？  （Ｙ／Ｎ） 

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@psomyd fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

*Looks at own timeline* Would you follow me?? Yeah, I'd follow me

Let cooler heads prevail? I don't think the dude with the mohawk needs any more advantages in life

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really glad  http://windows95tips.tumblr.com/  is updating again pic.twitter.com/9LTygj3p

You haven't lived until you test out your new car's stereo thumping Do The Bartman through the shady part of town