hahahahahhahahahaha http://t.co/crLYEjXP

I must say, this Usain Bolt graffiti in brick lane is rather cool. http://t.co/BRfgGgCB

Rambunctious #excellentwords

#nuneaton http://t.co/5mx1BkTW

#replacesongnameswithcurrysauce Curry Sauce by Daft Punk #yourtrendtopicissomewhatflawed

Fever photos genuinely make my morning #nuneaton http://t.co/CntRWYyL

Posh guy coming in here and stealing my damn drink. Who does he think he is? pic.twitter.com/orqOE2hvvN

If JUSTIN IS OUR EVERYTHING overtakes #ripstuartwalker in today's trends, twitter had better show itself the door.

As sad as it is, I really hope the death of a junkie doesn't overshadow the 84 killed in Norway yesterday.

for those who don't have access to television, this has been twitter's evening pic.twitter.com/q2YdCuOl

Find what you love and let it kill you

How could you hit someone and just keep driving? How could you go home and carry on with your day. How could you carry on with your life?

Since when did having a hole in your earlobe so wide a guy could put his dick in it become attractive? Ladiez plz

this could be my new favourite website http://t.co/d9NcgaQQ

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're a cunt.

Girl are you the library cos the thought of me being in you right now makes me wanna be sick

there's more dignity in carrying around a clear, tesco carrier bag full of your own vomit than there is in carrying a paul's boutique bag.

Hahahahaha I bet hayden walmsley is inconsolable. Hahahahahaha.

If you spent £200 in fever you need to reassess your life pal.

@sameyes if you watch mean girls backwards, it's a story about a girl who becomes so unpopular she moves to Africa.