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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Books have a design flaw: they indicate at a glance how much time they'll require. The Internet asks for just a minute, but keeps taking.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    I hate all of your skeuomorphic avatars. Faces are no longer good metaphors for identity! This isn't 1980!

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Dress like nobody's watching. Walk like you've recently been hurt but it's fine now, just slightly stiff. Eat like no one can hear you chew.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Cat Fancy cannot be parodied. http://t.co/o7ysupcO

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    White person mentioning "white people" derisively: you are the friend people of color have been waiting for!

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Atheists, seize this moment! A perfectly incredulous bon mot could mean huge RT action from hot luminaries! There are dozens of jokes left!

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  • millsbaker
     
    Mills Baker @millsbaker

    @ckolderup @keithcalder I am absolutely livid that I wasn't included anywhere in this. What I know could blow the roof off of this thing.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    How often are you ashamed at how childish and obvious all your mechanisms for ego-protection and dissimulation are? (First date question).

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Oh, I'm sorry; you wanted a boyfriend who parallel parked without always saying "like a glove"?

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    "I would've innovated, but then I got brunch." -Classic SF failure @irondavy, Tweeting from Mt. Tam in the middle of a fucking workday.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Calling writing "content" is like calling art "product" is like calling humans "resources" is like calling deaths "damage."

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Can't remember which website I haven't checked enough already on this beautiful Sunday; better just do the whole rotation again.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Does anyone remember if design is how it looks or how it works?

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    If your laptop fan is symmetrical, you basically sicken me.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Put aside the politics, whether you believe this decision was right or wrong, and consider simply how to relate this to Apple.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Father-and-son activities in the age of the Internet! BEST DAY EVER! BAKER AND BAKER, PROFESSIONAL DICKS! http://t.co/dBodQBVM

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Watching the news to be a good citizen is like reading the back of the cereal box to be healthy.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Think it's time to acknowledge that we gave nerd culture a great shot but it looks like the jocks were right all along.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    Each time you initiate contact with a friend it's an affirmation of your friendship; social networks subvert this.

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  • millsbaker
      Mills Baker @millsbaker

    If you saw Facebook as a real book, you'd see 500,000 pages of lazy prose about dull, unedifying subjects.

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@millsbaker

@millsbaker

“The Mills was a classic design; a grooved cast iron ‘pineapple’ with a central striker held by a close hand lever and secured with a pin.”