Official pope visit advice - keep your kids close. Spotted by Thom Goddard. http://twitpic.com/2onas8

Ha! I love it when old election flyers resurface! This is for everyone thwarted by the tube strike. http://j.mp/g72GXq

I am lost for words reading how insanely wrong this is. #tfl http://t.co/s1VqaU1o

Ok - even I'm a bit creeped out by the giant centipede. @stevejbackshall is a bit of a legend. #deadly60

I'm getting funny looks on the train while I giggle my way through @charltonbrooker's experience of becoming a dad. http://t.co/97K8DnGi

Oh - great idea for spreading a bit of love. Anytime you see someone do something nice you should tweet with #everydayhero.

@madeupstats I'm going to call my first born Arial. But only because I'm half mermaid with very bad spelling skills.

"It's not because of government cuts..." Teresa May - Minister in charge of ignoring the root cause of things.

Ha ha ha. Yellow pages have lowered their standards for photos in recent years! http://bit.ly/cX45cG

Help! Blanket with huge sentimental value was lost in Gatwick Airport on 19th April. Can twitter find it? pic.twitter.com/I5tQ7zWEib

I'd imagine the crossover between Hello Kitty and Kiss fans is possible quite small. #nichetoys pic.twitter.com/jYvptQXZ21

Photo bombing rockhopper penguin. You have to love it. :)

I solved this Moderate level #Sudoku puzzle in 3:33mins because I have nothing better to do with myself. ;) http://t.co/Kbirax3D

Today I had cake and coffee in the morning and yoga in the evening. Living the middle class maternity leave dream. :D

In a few centuries archeologists will be able to date 2012 by all the union flags in landfill excavations.

Ah twitter you have reverted back to your sarky cynical self. Weirdly comforting. #olympics

I wonder if anyone else notices the cool fossils in the floor of the shopping centre in Wandsworth. http://t.co/Me072Q1z

@tingys was going to say I'm glad I don't conduct minibeast hunts in S.America then saw this http://t.co/32O54vmU o.O @stevejbackshall

@domrobinson go spend a day with an organisation like @globalactplan and see how much work goes into researching what they talk about.

#giverobbrydonaknighthood because he's the first person tonight to make Prince Harry crack a smile tonight. ;)