Спасибо за фильм. Когда я приезжаю в Россию молока давайте коров и сделать сыр!

I said if u guys voted for my friend & she won that art contest that i'd post a photo of myself naked on a horse. Here: http://t.co/Vm1COnBq

Misha Collins ama o Brasil

Gen & @jarpad have created a new super-being. Millions of years of perfecting human genetics through reproduction have culminated in a boy.

Brasil obrigado por seus cumprimentos de aniversário, estou salvando uma fatia do meu bolo para você.

It's true. I'm going to be back on the reality show about the two brothers who drive around testing out seedy motels. Any questions?

Ola mishamigos! J2 got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.

My dad taught me how to use a chainsaw & shoot a gun & i'm teaching my son to do manly stuff with his hands too. http://t.co/XNaWA6W1

My dear friends--Happy New Year! Since the world is going to end Dec 21, 2012, i recommend we live the next 355 days like they're our last!

Partly because his brother is a doctor, @jarpad is fascinated with my anatomy. He asked to see a photo of my penis... http://t.co/mdbTo6U8

happy b-day @jarpad! Today you are officially no longer a minor! Celebrate! Now you can legally rent the greatest film ever made: Showgirls!

Thank you all for the multitudes of messages & videos! It really warms my cockles to see all of your sweet birthday salutations.

People really seem to dig that reality show about the two underwear-model brothers who hallucinate and shoot at ghosts. http://t.co/x5IUoVUd

This guy was just hounding me for a photo at marvel's booth, so I let him have one. It will probably mean a lot to him. http://t.co/O515rvwM

My son saw a large rabbit holding a basket full of eggs in our yard this morning! Luckily, I'm a good shot so we're having stew for dinner!

There's a strange fashion trend in San Diego @ the moment. (They're just in the process of figuring out who I am here.) http://t.co/g95aSvVq

R.I.P. Steve Jobs. I hope the iPhone works in heaven.

Some jerks are trying to get me fired but it's not gonna be easy because I've got seniority at the gas station where I'm working these days.

Here's my X-mas eve tip from the Collins family: milk & cookies set in a bear trap by the hearth. if u catch Santa, u keep all the toys.

Спасибо. я тебя люблю всех.