"Posh Spice (@victoriabeckham) definitely doesn't shit and that's why she runs the world." @dylanshotfire  http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=OouoI5IxszI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOouoI5IxszI%26feature%3Dyoutu.be …

If you value your relationship, check out my girl @dylanshotfire's video. Not only is she hot, she knows what's up  http://youtu.be/YAOF4IcWd0U 

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.

A real woman can do it by herself, but a real man won't let her.

My girls are hotter than yours. #justsaying @lydschibba @implicitlyput @dylanshotfire @ Cinema Nightclub  http://instagr.am/p/TjTeDTN23Y/ 

@dylanshotfire they'd make gorgeous babies no doubt.

@dylanshotfire our puppies should hang out. pic.twitter.com/rz1W7MiF

People ask me why I have nice skin. I tell them I drink lots of water, take off my makeup every night and follow a skin care regimen.

RT @toronto_life: Fans of @bucatoronto and @chefbuca rejoice: they're opening up shop in Yorkville in the fall http://t.co/yB2gFS29

Happy #FriskyFriday @playboy. http://t.co/DveiIGtY

Bubble baths that smell like Strawberries and Milkshake, while listening to City and Colour. #it @ X Condos http://t.co/syCPNfC4

Two brunettes and a blonde walk into a bar. What happens next is #disaster. See you soon broadwine. RT @k_kinny: @missbettencourt #myoldways

"Take it easy. Love nothing."
These are things I wish someone told teenage me. #ConfessionNight

Already am, always was and I still have time to be.

Hot AND smart! RT @dylanshotfire: Ima be hot for a while, I wanna be rich forever (Real Estate) RT @cvankeeken: @dylanshotfire - Which one?

Sparkling champagne cupcake recipe for the sharing. #housewifetrainingcamp http://t.co/lCzH4KVK via @blondebronzed (cc: @trophywives)

Cruising through my childhood neighbourhood brings back so many fond memories. #lifewaseasierbackthen #whathappened

"I don't merely want to experience pleasure, I want to wallow in it" - Nigella Lawson #saltedcaramel #pureindulgence #TOfood

Why is it that all of my male customers over the age of 30 propose when I talk to them for 10 minutes? #bartenderdiaries #notinterested

"Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a great battle."