@wilw I just saw you on that reality show "Big Bang Theory." That was mean what you did.

PR people who don't return emails the same day should be fired

Hey, everyone! New rule. If you want me to attend your "Farewell Party" you better stay the eff gone after you leave.

#FF @andreakuszewski @jimmerthatisall @davyjonesing @felonious_munk @lolaaugustine @egger_29 @janeccmann @veronica10

RT @sadiemae23: Dog stolen from King & Brant last night! Black lab. Please RT @ilibertyvillage @givemelibertyt… (cont) http://t.co/JTw45wP5

Need husband to wake up from his nap and go buy me things

Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does  http://onion.com/azeLYT  via @theonion

K, I followed like 300 new people in the last 2 days...waiting to be wowed..

I find it disconcerting how many women tweet about how horny & slutty they are in a way that they seem to think is "empowering" or something

LOL RT @themorris23: Sugar Daddy Issues

#SadIceCreamFlavors

Is legalizing marijuana really going to change anything? Other than keeping people who don't deserve to be in prison out of prison? I mean..

People. It is "the 1960s" not "the 1960's"

“@omgfacts: In 2011, 27 baby girls were named Khaleesi. It means Queen in a fictional language from Game of Thrones” I KNOW that last part.

@jimmerthatisall http://t.co/ti0k2Cgl

Natalie Portman, Johnny Depp sign in new Paul McCartney video (watch) http://t.co/Zz40eBEH @inmusic

I always spell deceit with a "p" Maybe because of "receipt"

@jimmerthatisall Eh

Dear Internet: It's only a "wardrobe malfunction" if it's not on purpose. Otherwise, it's see through clothing

To readers of articles on pop culture who like to post in the comments: "I've never heard of him" is nothing to be proud of

Hahaha! joke?? RT @sadiemae23: RT @kylefox: Poor choice of domains, RIM. "Head to http://rim.jobs to see our openings."