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If insomnia burned calories, I'd make millions off of my diet book "Think of Bills and Stupid Things You Once Texted a Guy."
after just a few seconds of that blowplay
I got a rush of blood to head like coldplay
"blowjob" implies pressure and obligation...lets refer to it as "blowplay" and now rappers have another word to rhyme with coldplay
Whenever I start to feel like I'm too tired to go out, I just think about how Lance Bass became an astronaut and I'm 100% recharged.
6 year old me got my first boner over a fucking claymation spider with lipstick how gutless is that
fuckin flying over the Atlantic ocean on a peach chilling with yuppie centipedes and that smokin French spider babe
Whenever I pull my phone out at bars it lights my face up, like I'm about to tell a campfire story about how bad I am at social interaction.
Can you even imagine being a teenager the summer they first released barbecue potato chips?
I wish there was an Anthropologie for men. It would be called Manthropologie and I would buy all my clothes there.
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