Apple has around 200 mill. credit cards on file. Instant pay wallet muy grande. #aea

Hello, 9-1-1? I'd like to report a Tiger being mauled by a Panda in SF. Yeah, I'll hold. #SFGiants

Mobile's one year growth as illustrated by last year's @lukew #aeasea packet next to this year's. 260 slides http://t.co/csiEnJyT

3 years of @lukew mobile session notes from #aea. Getting bigger and bigger! pic.twitter.com/QpspToUHXY

My tired is so tired it's tired.

Nailed it. #copypaste  http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ofc/3774684960.html …

To whomever created the gem of an account @rosevilleprobs , thank you and thank you. #gottalovedaville

Could not adore you more @tomcoates! Fantastic talk. Now off to buy a Scooba. #aea

Wow RT @hossenator: Gotcha! pic.twitter.com/LQK99GLdIS

Design for reach by default. @beep #aeasd

Project management. pic.twitter.com/li2rS7Y2JY

Flash forward to when a chat head comes at me during a night of drinking and I die of a heart attack. #fbhome

A brilliant mobile UX resource  http://uxarchive.com/  @uxarchive

. @athletics take the field to thank the fans. #chills #bayball

Anybody seen my socks? They just got blown off. Thanks @karenmcgrane. Simply superb. #bdconf

. @scottjenson's talk on the future of mobile was fantastic, inspiring, and challenging. Loved it. Mind full. #bdconf

. @brad_frost's preso was like a giant verbal hug for us Mobile peeps. Great, great stuff. #bdconf

Netflix used HTML5 for mobile because they A/B test everything and couldn't do that with a native app. #aea

Mobile. Mobile. Mobile. Luke. Luke. Luke. #aeasd pic.twitter.com/AxhQpRvtC1

Suck it lady who told me to be less funny or I would never get promoted! Why Humor Makes You More Creative  http://www.fastcompany.com/3009489/leadership-now/why-humor-makes-you-more-creative …