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I keep the fucks I give in the closet next to my unicorn.
Shoutout to the guy at the ATM making 7 different transactions that all require paperwork and a wooden abacus. Stay gold, Ponyboy.
Ugly people wearing good cologne fucks my shit up
scroll by me all nonchalant, that's cool
It's kinda bullshit that no one does the Curly Shuffle anymore.
Lesson learned, don't do LSD with midgets.
Last night I dreamt David Hasselhoff licked my nipple and woke this morning with a strange mix of shame and pride..
Lets party till the cows come home! Then stop cuz I ain't about to be all partying with a bunch of stupid cows.
My allergies have my face itching so bad I just motorboat'd the living room carpet... Am I a lesbian now??