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My left hand is super cold, yet my right hand is way hot. Is this my super power? If so, it sucks.
I just love getting the hiccups! It's like a fun little impromptu game your body is playing with you.
I think I'm gonna boycott his delicious fresh cooked meals so that I don't have to clean up after him.
I will lead you to impending catastrophe.
Rick James Bitch!
All I want for my birthday is a big booty call.
Can we stop picking on broccoli?
Do you always come to work barefoot, or have I just never noticed before?
I've discovered the perfect man! 1 part Sheldon, 1 part Justin Timberlake, 1 part LL Cool J, 1 part Trent Reznor, 1 part Johnny Depp.
Gatorade fixes dehydration, right?
I was just informed, I'm no ninja.
If I had a dick,
I'd tell Comcast to suck it!
It's currently 41 outside. I have my a/c on. I don't have have a fever & I'm not sick. But there is clearly something wrong with me! hahaha
Just passed a welding shop (in the lovely Hollywood area of Memphis) that also sells tamales.
My mini-me just made me the world's super proudest mom!
No technology. No cellular signal. No stoplights. No ATMs. Nothing but cow shit and toothless fucktards.
Yes world, it is I that spins the great big Wheel O' Doom.