If you're a programmer and wish you knew more mathematics, look at Jeremy Kun (@mathprogramming)'s amazing primers:  http://jeremykun.com/primers/ 

Happy 0x50000000 to all my neckbeard friends, and best wishes for the next 1342177280 seconds!

If anyone around Hackney tries to sell you a dark blue Charge Plug bike with a non-standard front wheel and wonky bars, please get in touch!

Please everyone, write to your MP, and ask how this was allowed to happen (paid for with public money): http://t.co/uWDbWMM1

.@upstairs_at use their Twitter account to make rape 'jokes' then block for pointing out how that might offend. Sounds like a classy joint.

Where, by "everything" I mean "call me maybe"

When the fuck will people realise that it's not ok to advertise tech-related stuff with generic 'hot girl' images? https://t.co/YOoqxmVU

Rubyists! If you caught my @rubymanor talk and want to play with Scala, try out @typesafe activator, released today:  http://www.typesafe.com/platform/getstarted …

Ruby folk, what are the best resources on OOP and Rails? got @mattwynne's hexagonal rails and @songkicktech's SOA posts on my list, others?

Right. Who wants to help organize a britruby replacement following @ashedryden's advice re: speaker diversity? I'm in.

...paved with good intentions: http://t.co/ybjh3KHJ

The Dining Philosophers Problem, with Ron Swanson:  http://adit.io/posts/2013-05-11-The-Dining-Philosophers-Problem-With-Ron-Swanson.html …

Everything is my new jam.

"@reddit_haskell: The longest type signature I have ever seen:  http://bit.ly/10G80DT " << the AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean of Haskell!

OH @yeled: "Problems are ethanol-soluble"

I love programming in Scala. It's like Java and Ruby had a beautiful child, and made Haskell its godfather.

A little dissapointed that Alan #Turing didn't get a Google Doodle for his 90th birthday...

Why not mark the passing of Maggie T by writing to a Lord and asking them to protect the NHS?  http://ow.ly/i7XYH  via @going_to_work

My slides from @rubymanor yesterday are now up here:  https://speakerdeck.com/timcowlishaw/from-ruby-to-scala-and-back-again-better-living-through-type-checking …

"Save on Instapaper" is the new "> /dev/null"