Pretty much sums up Inception. http://t.co/1jJ4KkdJ

You don't realize how useful @twitterrific's universal timeline is until you stop using it.

Did I just make a new iTunes account to buy Twitterrific? No. Will I? Probably. Why? Because fuck money.

@tapbot_paul except it will actually work properly.

@seborsam hey a cynical, depressing teenager that's new

If you use the word scuffgate, just stop.

So who’s ready for the influx of idiots complaining about broken apps on iOS 6?

NOTHING'S OFFICIAL UNTIL WIKIPEDIA SAYS IT IS

KANYE WEST PUSHING WILL SMITH TO RECORD, RELEASE NEW MUSIC holy shit this would be the best thing ever  http://potholesinmyblog.com/kanye-west-pushing-will-smith-to-record-release-new-music/#.UZt7dvq52Ow.reddit …

Prepubescent white girls can grow more facial hair than me. I think this is punishment for pearl harbor.

Because nobody would hire a panda.

My mom was thinking about naming me Tyrone until I emerged from the womb looking nothing like a black kid.

@leethax0r ANIME IT'S ANIME SLAP HER OMG

Are you kidding? @conorreid and @shmdy get talked about on the verge for a lame tweet? My tweets are fucking gold.

Can't wait for the iPhone English and iPhone Science.

the-problem-with-the-big-bang-theory  http://butmyopinionisright.tumblr.com/post/31079561065/the-problem-with-the-big-bang-theory … (via Instapaper)

It’s my mission to bitch about every single insignificant thing ever.

No, you don't live in the fucking future.

@gangstahugs @cmdman are you telling me this tweet is strange? Compared to everything you tweet? I feel like a champion.

Popular movies written as code  http://i.imgur.com/ISkf9i2.jpg