I just saw a cat get run over. The world is ending tomorrow.

Glad im not the only one who likes them! RT @hisnameischris1: Holy crap!! No Doubt's new song!

Can't believe my boyfriend got Mr. THS. Congratulations handsome @hisnameischris1. Keep on hating those white people.

Hey guess what? @hisnameischris1 HATES WHITE PEOPLE

@hisnameischris1 Happy Valentines Day, Chocolate Daddy. Don't be mad at your timeline. Just be mad at the white people.

@t_williee look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh. How did our eyes get so red? What the heck is that on Joey's head?

Ms. Friar: "explain section 1 to us, Mitch"
Me: "I think someone else would do a much better job than me, ms. Friar"

@hisnameischris1 thanks, Chocolate Daddy 😘

Beowulf? More like...Gayowulf.

"look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh" @t_williee

Happy Birthday to the most handsome fellow I know. Hope it's a great one. @hisnameischris1

@hisnameischris1 put your hand in my back pocket anytime, big fella.

Best friend award goes to @hisnameischris1 for the 2 AM happy birthday text. You are the man.

@doriestewart no one. Don't be stealing my game

Stop talking trash about our classmates. 2013 >

Because you hate white people RT @hisnameischris1: I wonder how many people have me muted. I'll never know.

RT @abstractabs: I love you. RT @hisnameischris1: Finally an emoji for black people!!! 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

Haha dude what the heck RT @kasparcaldwell: RT @mitchjpresley: This may sound weird, but I only masturbate for the exercise.

RT @samgrittner: Jesus invented parkour when he walked on water.

Haha so everyone in Tupelo is now a die hard Florence and MMJ fan?