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i'll be disappointed in mankind if John Black doesn't get laid tonight
when i got the dvd's for the bus videos the cashier made a joke about making pornos. so i also got lube, a prince cd, and a wiffleball bat
Im sorry, i thought you were a dumbass but now that i see the wise quote on your selfie i have completely changed my opinion
just left a note at masco, "no school or the bridge gets it -Sandy"
when i kill ants in my house i leave the body out to send a message
YOU DON'T ALL SPONTANEOUSLY LOVE SUSHI. RAW FISH AIN'T HIP. CUT THE SHIT.
it's been a long night of work but i can finally fit half my fist in my mouth. I'll make you proud mom!
anyone want to invite me to their new years event? guaranteed to dance at least twice and perform 15min of drunken stand-up if you're lucky
drunk on a person and high off a season sounds like the fucking worst way to spend a night
guys, im beat the system, i ripped off my windshield wipers. now cops can't leave tickets
I like to take a good look at all the people at baggage claim after a plane ride and imagine how we'd all get along in a Lost situation
are you feeling uncomfortable? cunt. How about now?
if you win Mr.Masco you get mad pussy. seriously, like eight cats attacked me last year as i was walking out. cats suck.
dont drink and drive, but please drink and call me, should be hilarious. catch me on my cell: 911
Gonna make a light beer called shakur and sell it primarily in 2 packs
Welcome to my domain, you better wipe off your nasty ass feet at the door