RT @mizhellion: Topics in Advanced Whiteness: Farmer's Markets and You. #whitehistoryclasses

@brokeymcpoverty EXCLUSIVE! alleged suspects are down with O.P.P. #tmzreports

@iamenidcoleslaw Jersey Shore?

George Bush, I'm still wildly pissed at you, ya fuck up. #bitter

RT @robdelaney: Don’t fuck kids? RT @nytimes: What Kentucky Basketball Can Teach Penn State — http://t.co/DuLxwSEr

@robdelaney <3

@brokeymcpoverty I will call it Brokey as Fuck: bourbon, mango puree, bitters, splash of soda

@michellej thumbs up

Boss wanted to be copied on my emails to see what I do in a typical day. After 1st dozen, he asked me to stop. lol

I have been asked to "fix" paypal so that it will accept a check. I'll get right on it... #facepalm

Thugs, Bones and Muselix #HipHopBreakfastCereal

I bought munchkins! What will you get? http://t.co/h8x5jEHx #geeksgiving

Partial roof collapse at Butchertown Market. All first floor businesses are closed.

If NBC cancels Community, I hope one of the cable networks has the sense to pick it up.

Check out the temperature slider! http://www.ptable.com/

opening a new tab and forgetting what you wanted to look for is like walking into a room and forgetting why you're there.

RT @michaelianblack: Best part of vacation so far - spending hours online in a totally different place.

RT @actuallynph: In Athens. Hiked up 2 the Acropolis. Saw the Parthenon. Blown away. So much more authentic than the 1 in Nashville...

RT @realjbs: Rented Swimming With Sharks but there were no sharks in it! So bummed. It's like The Squid and the Whale all over again!!

had to sneeze mid-neti! One of the most logistically horrifying moments of my life!