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Regardless of political leanings, I don't understand the people bragging about not voting today. What a strange thing to be proud of.
Why can't autocorrect just let me curse? It's 2012. This is ducking bull shirt.
People are checking in to a hurricane on instagram. Modern life is weird.
Just sitting around in my IKEA bathrobe like a regular Hüe Hefnär
Just texted someone that "I live to cook breakfast" instead if "love". You know what? I'm going with it. This is my life now.
Y'all, it's not a flashmob if you announce it publicly and invite everyone. That's just a mob.
Wearing a bow-tie today. Women smile and compliment, men look at me funny. In other words, MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL. #bowTieLife
Slightly unsettling how many of my 90+% matches on OKCupid have the word "cat" in their actual user name.
American apparel, featuring sizes from extra extra small to very medium.
I think I'll start an hourly cat rental business and call it Zipcat.
I'm arguing about gun control on Facebook what the hell is wrong with me
Commonplace problems that would have made you sound crazy fifty years ago: "I can't find my phone".
Is the new Flickr homepage some kind of bad joke? Seriously, that is UG-LY.