Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'd be a workaholic if and only if I could get smashed on workahol
Well, at least there aren't any worse batters to face with the bases loaded than BJ Upton.
I guess I just feel lucky the Dodgers haven’t suffered a bunch of triple plays yet. Ugh.
Hearing other people's dreams is like looking at a photo album. If I'm not in it and nobody's naked, I just don't give a shit.
I always had strong feelings about the pronunciation of "gif." I remember arguing with some kids about it in 6th grade Gifted and Talented.
This week was awful but at least we stopped making Harlem Shake videos.
I bought string cheese that doesn’t peel into slivers. I’m reduced to eating it in bites. Like an animal.
To me, adulthood means eating pizza every night, whether I want to or not. I’m a grownup with responsibilities to myself.