OH: "If I ran NASA, it would be mandatory for the ground crew at Edwards Air Force Base to be dressed as apes when Atlantis lands..."

“I’m a horn player and not only can can I play—I can balance a cube on my chin.” #dci

I'm ready for iMessage for iChat.

I love that I asked Suri when daylight saving time ends and got the answer. I love it even more that I was able to set a reminder off of it.

Whoa! My MacBook Pro just booted!

Can you have a $0 in app purchase?

So true:

“…writing software involves figuring out something in such incredibly precise detail that you can tell a computer how to do it.”

@ugaredcoatband Maybe take everyone out of the bus and have an impromptu parade? ;)

Misconceptions about iOS multitasking. http://t.co/q7FWzFv2

Four years it took... Apple was right all along. http://t.co/Q8BzuR1v

I'm not a fan of this particular new syntax:

NSObject *obj = fetched[[indexPath row]];

Dear engineers,

The failure of a *single* anchor bolt in your design shouldn't cause a failure like the ATL 17th St bridge had last night.

I don't understand people blaming autocorrect on iPhone's. You have two eyes. Read before you hit send.

I'm doomed. Netflix has added all 139 episodes of MacGyver.

My heart is breaking for people in Oklahoma.

@schwa @bdudney I believe you’re thinking about Mr. Fusion. And I think it’s down to a two to three year wait now.

@borkware is so smart I just ask him if I can ask him a question—and then my question is magically answered in my head. Telepathy!

Apparently someone named their iPhone "the Titanic" so when it is attached iTunes displays, 'Syncing "the Titantic"...'

@justin Since it looks like you are going through with it I suppose I should say congratulations! You *are* going to live tweet it right!?!

"To my knowledge, Jungle Disk 3.0 is the only online backup product that passes every [Backup Bouncer] test..." - http://bit.ly/2bgfH7