“@rbpundit: #Forward2012 because if you look back at Obama's failed presidency, you won't vote for him.”<--You left out the GOP obstruction

Memo to @dscc Mark Clayton is a bigot & the @tndp disavowed him. Please don't call anyone in TN & ask 4 $. Thx TN Dems.

Back to the Future. Way back. #GOP2016Slogans

@teapartycat Unless it's to abort the child of your illicit affair.

sCHiPs #PoliticalSitcoms

@justinshanes I'm waiting for Kony2014S

@jamalisms @hosienation @normbond I'm not surprised. Don't feel bad for her, she'll get into an elite college.

@hosienation Homeschoolers usually say they homeschool b/c of values but the coaches are the same teachers whose values they don't share

None of the players featured in the ESPN draft promo were taken in the 1st round. #ESPNHypeMachine #nfldraft

Reply is not the same as Reply All.

@anjeanettec That wasn't a joke?

@toconservatives Yep, they're from the Caucasas region of Eurasia

Memo to Microsoft: I don't care how much hip-hop dancing you put in your commercials, I'm not going to buy your wannabe iPad knockoff.

@jrlind This weather is the meteorological equivalent of extra time in soccer. We're paying for the warm weather earlier.

@hosienation NIT = Not In Tournament #IDontLikeIt #YouWontLikeIt

The Lexington,KY police scanner is surprisingly dull considering UK's loss tonight. Maybe it's too early.

@hosienation You can't get a dollar out of Velton.

@leecrowe @bri_ana3422 They're like Red Sox fans, both are bandwagon jumpers accustomed to failure and unable to handle sudden success.

@leecrowe @bri_ana3422 I think they realize a new sheriff is in town & playtime is over.

@harej @pourmecoffee I thought he was banished to his home world for 90 days if he said his name backwards