The only good thing to happen today was finding a metal strainer on sale for a dollar. I must find things to strain!

10 followers away from 100! It's only taken me two years to get this many. #onaroll #sarcasm

@matttyjames only if peanut butter is involved and it is shared with me! :] Cheese whiz is also acceptable.

Someone at the gym smells like cake. :/ It smells delicious but it's making me hungry.

Every time I go home I end up with a million pics of this little guy on my phone. 🐶  http://instagr.am/p/WGQK1ShksK/ 

I'd like Glee a lot better if there was no singing in it.

New tattoo. (Looks crooked but its not. Just hard to take a pic of it.)  http://instagr.am/p/UWaThnBkuC/ 

Got a whole four hours of sleep. Today isn't going to be fun :(

So Mittens can attack Obama's record but when Obama does it back its not fair. What a pussy. #Debate

Am just LOLing at people calling Romney Mittens. Makes me think of a kitty cat. A very ugly kitty.

Romney sure likes to throw out numbers. Wonder how many of them are actually accurate. #debate2012

@allietheotherme thanks for the follow back! :]

The bad part about having long hair: sometimes you accidentally dip it in your coffee cup. :/

@aspacepineapple @finchygurl99 @jbrizzly it'll be easy least work. We'll repay you with plenty of LOL's and @ replies.

@finchygurl99 @jbrizzly @aspacepineapple K! I will be patiently awaiting this picture.

Family is supposed to build you up and support you. Not tear you down and belittle your accomplishments.

Day 1 of P90. Someone please make sure I stick with it for 90 days.

Sketchy as fuck. http://t.co/MyJWeuCa

Rockin my new big bird shirt today! http://t.co/HDbhwNIw

#ff these funny guys: @matttyjames @shawn_manyk @darylstrose @jaypea89 @c_forrest @classysal @patheticpaul @shutupbuck