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Wondering if "Who uses this thing?" is among the top queries at Ask.com.
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It's too quiet downstairs. This means only one of two things: homicide or cartoons.
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If turkeys weren't meant to be eaten then God would not have placed their gizzards in easily removable paper bags.
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If you play "Folsom Prison Blues" backwards it sounds terrible.
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Think Facebook's now scraping the bottom of the barrel for my "friend" suggestions. I don't know anybody named "Kevin Bacon."
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Less Styx. More Stones.
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Dunno know if the greatest love of all is happening to me or if it's just gas.
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It's not you. It's your personality.
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Mine would be better if I never saw another "Life is Good" t-shirt again.
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Arizona: Mars with sprinklers.
#failedstatemottos
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I just took the "Which Jonas Brother Are You?" quiz got Walter Matthau.
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New York: No, the state.
#failedstatemottos
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Based on the number of connecting flights this plane has, I'm getting the impression that no one ever really meant to go to Philadelphia.
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Remember to thank a lefty idealistic, rabblerousing, principled and progressive malcontent today.
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You hang in there little green avatars.
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6yo to 4yo: "Once you reach kindergarden, the good times are over."
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Looking for the "I-liked-your-post-but-don't really-care-who-else-does-so-no-I-don't-want-an-email-about-it-thanks" button on Facebook.
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I wish we had more of a sense of history than what's in our browser's cache.
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Back from church. Fired up and ready to tell the whole world the Good Word!

I'm Unitarian, so it's "Whatever."
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Being a parent is taking comfort in the misbehavior of other peoples children.
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