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I dropped a weed nug and it landed in a spider web and the spider was like "my nigga" and we fist pounded
By 2023 Scientists expect us to have completely depleted our worlds supply of Big Fat Greek Scenarios
"Press Ok to Close the Wizard" is my favourite phrase to read out of context
*takes a big step back from the internet* wow what a pile of shit
O-K! Time to Smoke a Weed! Thanks twitter, for sharing this weed-smoke moment. Hi mom! Or should I say, "high" mom! Haha! A little weed humo
things my beard does: keeps me warm, creates wind resistance, melts panties
FUCK INSTRUCTIONS I COOK ALL MY PIZZAS AT 420 DEGREES
Hugh Jackman was cast as the romantic counterpart in the "Cathy" Movie Adaptation. I never knew he was such a Huge Ack Man.
I'm watching Drive Angry as if it were the sequel to Drive
Girl at bar last night - "Why would you waste so much money on stupid ponies for kids?" well is a MAN not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
Heres a fucking joke for you: a literal dick made of weed.
Rule 1 of cybergoth club There Are no Fucking Rules in the Dystopian Cyberfuture. Rule 2 Jason can't wipe dorito fingers on my moms couch
#lifehacks drink like 30 beers
Sometimes im sitting through a bad movie and i think "maybe at the end there will be a really cool picture of a pug"
baby, when i look into your eyes it feels like my mouth is filling up with syrup. I coulf duth thtawe indo yosligkj grggjnlkngrgrggrgg!
I don't suppose anyone would know where to find an ipad giveaway on the internet
Freelance writer from New Brunswick, unfunny shitlord, blue-collar layabout.