When my absence doesn't alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.

You know when doctors leave the room they are just checking Web MD right?

You fell in love with a moment and you mistook it for a person.

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Wide acceptance of an idea is not proof of its validity.

Imagination is intelligence having fun.

you have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.

First, that jerk cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, and then his stupid car got paint on my key!

The fact that people use the wrong "your," "there," "it's" and "its" yet spell "Bieber" correctly just kills me.

God made women beautiful. It's the Devil that made them clever !!!

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Even silence has consequences.

How can you be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy?

If an egg is broken from the outside, life ends. If an egg is broken from the inside, life begins. Great things always begins from within.

Use humor as your therapy.

If you can find a way never to look back, to content yourself with life in each and every moment, count yourself among the blessed.

Maybe the eyes are the windows of the soul, but that still doesn't make the mouth the door to the brain.

I'll do for you what you did for me: nothing.

Nothing ruins a pretty face more than insecurity, whatever form it may take.

Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.