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Just thinking about all the teens who'll have their first kiss to Gangam Style this New Year's Eve
Hey, I'm multitasking! I'm riding a stationary bike, staying hydrated, texting my ex, taking bong hits, watching Rachel Maddow, crying, cryi
*gets into bed* *stares at phone for 1.5 hours* I CANT SLEEP UGH DIS IS SO HARD POOR ME *puts phone down* *falls asleep immediately*
Truly fascinating how quickly a boy will get off the phone with u once u start yammering on about your laundry and dead people
oh hey rock bottom how are ya buddy??
Just saw a commercial for Cabbage Patch Dolls that set feminism back 50 years.