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So George Zimmerman's single?
Hurry up and change your Facebook profile pictures for marriage equality! The Supreme Court Justices are tallying them all up right now!
HY DID WE TOLERATE ALLISON WILLIAMS PETER PAN WHEN LADY GAGA SOUND OF MUSIC WAS APPARENTLY AN OPTION
Peyton and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Game
If only there was some way I could find out how all my weirdo acquaintances from high school felt about Israel and Palestine
I visited five palm readers in one day and wrote about it for @gothamist: http://gothamist.com/2014/09/24/five_manhattan_psychics.php … pic.twitter.com/ncFScnP7oT
Croissants are honestly bullshit but chocolate croissants can fucking hang
The hijab-wearing woman Abercrombie wouldn't hire has a ridiculously stylish Instagram: http://fusion.net/story/55370/the-hijab-wearing-woman-abercrombie-fitch-wouldnt-hire-has-a-ridiculously-stylish-instagram/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialshare&utm_content=desktop+left … pic.twitter.com/8VH4kVTyGP
Pitching myself to Arby's as a reverse Jared.
The weird thing about Seinfeld is that we're supposed to believe that multiple women willingly had sex with George Costanza.
A picture is worth 1000 words but a GIF is worth 1 Bitcoin.
My mother is upset because I used the word "erotic" to describe the mac and cheese I'm making.
Misspelled "fried chicken" as "friend chicken" and now I'm hungry AND lonely
I could eat a horse. I'm not hungry, I'm just saying--I could do it.
The upside of this archaic fashion rule is that the Ku Klux Klan is much less active after Labor Day.
Writer, @ThisIsFusion. Formerly @Vocativ @Nerve @MLB. 'Female blogger' –@danieltosh.
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