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do they force you to alert everybody on every website when you are on a megabus? because it certainly seems that way.
if I were to write an article about Hairspray at The Ivoryton Playhouse I'd title it: Ebony and Ivoryton. #previewday
playing clue. does anyone know if I can check into the ballroom on foursquare?
what if the phrase "take it with a grain of salt" was required to be taken literally?
the tv says that 500 days of summer is playing on E! right now but it's really an episode of the kardashians. this is a cruel joke.
if i had christina aguilera's money i would not look like christina aguilera.
boyfriend is doing some HTML coding or something but I keep saying " oh no he's coding! there's too much blood! page doctor Shepard!!"
if I ever open a restaurant, I will offer a "crouton salad" that's just a bowl full of delicious crunchy croutons. it will be a best seller.
I. fucking. love. tea.
Bobby Flay is weirdly everywhere.
my upstairs neighbor doesn't know it yet, but he's about to be treated to a solo concert version of Les Mis performed by one Molly Garbe.
it's always sexy when a man takes something out of the inside pocket of his coat.
if I was a catholic priest, my forehead ash crosses would be the best. people would come from far and wide to get the fancy treatment.
according to the woman on the weather channel, this storm is gonna be "off the chains"!