“@uberfacts: After 2 years of use, 1/3rd of your pillow's weight comes from dead skin, bugs, dead dust mites and their droppings ewwwww

bring me a higher love

#favouritechildhoodbook katie morag

Jessie j says 'just be true to who you are' sorry Jessie you tell that to my school://////

Don't take the piss out of my doc martens when you go out wearing primark plimsolles still

It's weird to think I'm foreign to foreign people

people who stereotype piss me off big time

I should really pack for d of e tomorrow but I just can't be bothered 😔👎💦

Oh you're making dear time longer ad lunch shorter are you? Twats

it's kind of scary that were gonna be the ones leaving next year

You're absolutely barkers, stark raving mad, but do you know what? All the best people are

People who follow about 1374927 people and then unfollow them all when they follow back to make it look like they gained loads of followers

When people post about periods, omg please stop

This http://t.co/jTtj3w1a

This picture just says it all tbh http://t.co/c4pdbAjI

'say crack again' 'crack' 'Thankyou'

need a seriously big party or a gig soon

“@idylanbarker: The reason there is no "I" in team, is because the Pixar Lamp stomped the hell out of it.”

'haha' has so totally replaced 'lol'

@npersonal thanks for the follow shall check out your band later ehe xo