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I wonder if I'll wake up tomorrow and be forced to relive the same day again. Wait, isn't that what everyone who has a job does? #groundhog
For some reason that brilliant comedy idea you just had to write down at 3AM never seems as funny the next morning.
There should be a Twilight Zone episode about someone who loses track of time while watching Twilight Zone episodes.
Don't you think the kid in Home Alone had to grow up into a sociopath who lures robbers into his house in order to torture them?
Watching #BigBangTheory & flashing back to when my friends walked to class arm in arm as "covalently bonded electrons." We didn't date much.
Pretty sure we're in the Twilight Zone episode Midnight Sun. Where's Rod Serling?
I love people who buy lottery tickets when its $640 mil but not when it's $90 mil. I mean after taxes it's hardly worth that $1 you spent.
Took the B train home instead of the 123 and felt like I was cheating on my long term relationship with someone really trashy. #MTAsnob
They should call the expiration dates on milk cartons "spoiler alerts."
I love how it's now cool to brag about how uncool you used to be. Or is that just because I'm hanging out with nerdier people?
WME signed M. Night Shamalan. I think the twist is going to be that he's been signed with them THE ENTIRE TIME. #funnyin1999
Watching #Dexter makes the father/son flashbacks scenes in #Psych seem super creepy. #shawnisprobablyaserialkiller
Will & Testament #DepressingSitcoms
Do you ever think about texting someone about a TV show on a Saturday night then realize that they're probably out doing something awesome?
Every time Kristin Wiig appears I can't help but think, "OMG, Kristin Wiig is in this episode!!" She's a star now. A STAR! #SNL