Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give an extra 16 lifeboats." #GoneWithTheTitanicII

"I really want to kiss you and hug you and love you, but I also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic sooo...idk."

And they told me this scarf would be impractical in the upcoming summer months- HA! *continues strangling professor*

"And that's why I don't jog." -teacher's response to #bostonbombing

Waking up and being proud of my decisions from the night before. #whatisthisfeeling?

"No I will not make the first move; I will not move at all. Carry me!"

Saw these earings at the thrift store and immediately thought of @iincredibilis pic.twitter.com/6eZse1gFFJ

"YOSO! You Only Sting Once!" -bee

I live by the moto, "Let's not talk about it and say we did."

Relation-Hips: (noun) Some sort of either sex or weight gain joke in progress...working on it. #tobecontinued

Nearly got puked on tonight. My life flashed before my eyes and all I could think was, "Sweet Jesus, not like this."

@2julycrab I only ever make Gone With the Wind references for you ;]

"I'm gonna make him a ship he can't sink...again." #TheGodfatherbutwithTitanicII

I wonder if on Titanic II there will be an option for underclass passengers to rescue upper-class passengers trapped in loveless engagements

I'm suprised I'm not in better shape. I've been running away from my problems for weeks now.

"Girl Scouts teach girls all these things but not cooking, cleaning, having kids, or defending the home when the man's away!" -Darren

If you ask for nothing you shall recieve it in abundance. #rockyhorrorwisdom