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I always put my nametag as close to my breast as possible. If you are going to stare at my tits, you might as well know my name.
Instead of pimpin your ride, you should pimp your grill. Your teeth. I'm saying you should get your teeth fixed.
I'm thinking of taking a few of your avatars, printing them out, putting them on popsicle sticks, and having them make out with each other.
Some days I feel like Princess Leia, others I feel like Jabba the Hut. And sometimes I feel like I should stop playing Lego Star Wars.
Im thinking about recycling my jokes that didnt get Favrd, cuz obviously you assholes didn't read them.
I used to delete my @ replies so I wouldn't bother my followers. Now I delete my @ replies to make my friends here look batshit crazy.
In high school, my little brother called all my guy friends my 'customers'. This did not help my reputation.
Alright, it's been exciting and fun but now I'm going to mastur...errr...bed. Maturbed. Kinda like a Tempurpedic.
Remember when you were a kid & had candy in your pocket? Even if it got lint on it, you would eat it anyway. I'm like that now with pills.
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