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My wonderful 4 yo niece just exclaimed 'You're 29?! I can't even COUNT that high!'
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Pro Tip: Saying 'Big Money, No Whammy' while getting your Tarot Cards read will Not impress your reader.
Watching Celebrity Rehab in remembrance of Corey Haim. R.I.P.
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Making my son watch 18 and Counting so he appreciates being an only child.
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Is there a Girl Scout delivery service?


Not THAT way you sickos!
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Waiting for Nick Lachey to do another Epic Fail so I can use my "Nick Cliché" tweet.
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Going out with wet hair in the rain.

I win this round, Mother Nature.
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Best friend's son just said, "I am under your command" in a robot voice.

Waiting for Chris Hansen to show up...but I think I just foun ...
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She better walk in this house looking like America's Next Top Model after what I'm going through with these monsters.
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Watching Yo Gabba Gabba with my best friend's loud children while she gets her hair done.

Starting out to be the best vacation ever.
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Chihuahuas need adorable sweaters and tutus because they are freezing to death and shaking all the time. It's Science.
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Did you all see the "Meety Awards"? http://tinyurl.com/ya26zrt

I didn't win. Prolly cuz I'm a waitress.
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Got an email from Youtube on how to get 'revenue sharing' and make money for one of my videos.

Now I'm just waiting for Redtube.
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It is waaay too early for my son to be doing a Mick Jagger impression.
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@blondediva11 When @Favstar comes, is that like...a shooting star?
Hiyoooooo ;)
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The Geek Squad just showed up next door and Q is super stoked.

Pretty sure he wants to go over and talk Star Wars with them.
Quentin always rationalizes why he's at fault and I'm never to blame.

If his father was more like that, we'd still be together.
When you say you want to fuck my best friend, I'll take it as a warning sign.

A neon, flashing warning sign.
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